Saturday, March 17, 2007

Gore/Oscar '08?

The success of former Veep Al Gore’s movie and his reception at the Oscars has fueled excitement for a run at the Presidency in 2008. Gore has denied any plans to run but did joke about a major announcement during the Academy Awards broadcast.

Inspired by the positive effect a successful Hollywood film can have on reversing your political fortunes, former candidate Howard Dean has gone into production of his film “Scream 4: The Ranting” and Hillary Clinton announced the release of her new film “It Takes A Village (to Stop My Presidential Campaign of Revenge on My Husband). John Edwards held a press conference to remind everyone his favorite move is “Splash”

There’s nothing better than ridiculing someone in public office, right up the point where a lawsuit would really be a good idea. It likely is due to my own repressed bitterness over having lost too many elections of my own. Republicans, Democrats and Independents can expect equal treatment, despite these three pieces lampooning the Dems. Luck O’the Draw. I’m sure that Wacky George Bush and his Zany Sidekick Dick will have some crazy antics to cover tomorrow. Like believing that The Iranian president will take seriously anything Condi has to say about their nuclear program.

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