Iranian president Almenjani announced the release of captured British military personnel after extensive negotiations between Iran, Britain and the US. As part of the deal, an Iranian diplomat was returned to Iran from Iraq. That was not the only term the panel conceded:
- Iranian Parliament to have unrestricted set access to “Girls Gone Wild: Tehran Spring Break” filming.
- An end to tensions over Iran’s peaceful nuclear power program, or at least muzzle Bill O’Reilly for a while.
- “Okay, I’ll let them go. Take you foot off my throat. Ack!”
- Three free punches of Howard K Stern (or Howard Stern).
- Increasing consideration for Tehran’s application for an NBA franchise
- More Rock, Less Talk
- Almenjani to join in next season of Dancing With the Stars.
- Hillary Clinton to end all presidential campaign speeches with “Allah be Praised”.
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